Covid-🚽

When the closure of public toilets aimed at minimizing the spread of the coronavirus has a debilitating and degrading effect on people with medical conditions, homeless folks, and parents with young children.

People with irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) feel stressed and miserable due to Covid-🚽—they’re afraid to leave the house when they’re unsure where the nearest open public toilet is.

Covid-🚽 by Covido January 30, 2021

COVID titties 

When you develope man titties from smoking too much weed and eating too much food during the COVID-19 pandemic

"Man, that new batch of Granddaddy Purple and some Taco Bell has given me a strong case of COVID titties"

COVID titties by Weednhoes January 31, 2021

Covid-19 

The worst god dam thing in 2020 that has killed over 1 million people

Fuck Covid-19, it god dam sucks

Covid-19 by God dam it February 1, 2021

covid-19 

the WORST thing in the nistory of the world and im MAD AT IT

i wanna KICK covid-19 in the BOOTY!

covid-19 by A$!-!L@ndkingBOO February 9, 2021

Covid-ginity 

When you become a virgin again because of the dry spell single people are experiencing due to social distancing and quarantine.

I can't wait to loose my covid-ginity after the quarantine is over.

Covid-ginity by ASChicagoan February 11, 2021

Covid Gangbang 

In at least one frame of the Zoom meeting a woman masturbates, in the other frames men pound into fleshlights. Covid Orgies are a variant which involve either multiple men and women, or Zoom gatherings of entirely one gender.

Yo I’m gonna boot up the computer and beat off to a Covid Gangbang I’ve been meaning to watch

Covid Gangbang by Flakesbakes February 12, 2021

Covid-Formal

The newest addition to the list of dress codes for men and women during the time of Covid-19, where most people are working from home and conducting business on Zoom calls. Covid-Formal joins casual, semi-casual, business-casual, semi-formal, and formal in the dress code lexicon.

Covid-Formal consists of business-attire (button-down shirt/tie/jacket for men and button-down shirt or blouse for women) on the torso, and lounge-wear (pajama pants, gym shorts, etc.) on the bottom.

Drew joined in on his daily work Zoom call from home, but didn't have the webcam angled just right, revealing his Covid-Formal dress code of suit and tie with gym shorts, to all of his co-workers.

Covid-Formal by JB9903 February 13, 2021