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CottonCandyLoser

I miss CandyFlossIdiot.

At least we have their ghost CottonCandyLoser
by Spamton [1997 SALES MAN] April 8, 2022
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Colton Tenney

A sexy gay beast in denial ready to have sex with everyone he looks at and wants to wether it's a man or a woman.
by Gay bastard fart June 26, 2016
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Cotto'ed

Cotto'ed is an adjective that describes getting: destroyed, wrecked, demolished, beaten, annihilated, crushed, obliterated, slaughtered or otherwise brutally harmed beyond recognition. Similar to Miguel Cotto's face after he fought Antonio Margarito, who used gloves illegally filled with cement.
Buck:"yo Sam I heard this cat Jason got Cotto'ed, you know what happened?"
Sam:"Yeah man he got Cotto'ed big time. He was talking all this junk about God saying he didn't exist and stuff. The outta nowhere the dragon from the Hobbit (Smaug) came out of the sky breathed fire all over him then ate him.
Buck: "Damnnnn he got Cotto'ed to the max!"
Sam: "yeah forreal, that's why you don't blaspheme ."
by cortez7 October 12, 2016
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Cotlon

(cot-lin)
Name for a nigger loving white kid
by CotlonPlz? February 9, 2017
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colton parayko

Colton Parayko plays for the St. Louis Blues. He's a Big Boy™ and also the leagues official Good Boy. He's the kinda guy you bring home to your momma- but watch out, she might try to steal him.

Colton Parayko is a certified Teddy Bear™ but don't let that fool you, he could absolutely and most definitely wreck you. The experience would be 10/10.

Colton Parayko is also hot AF in glasses.
by nhlknowitall November 27, 2017
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Colton McClaine

That colton McClaine is is one big buck tooth fboi
by Bailee t March 22, 2018
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cotten headed ninny

that asshole who eats your poptarts without asking
by i am a threat November 19, 2018
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