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christopher columbus

Christopher Columbus was an Italian navigator in the service of Spain who opened the New World to exploration. On October 12, 1492 he landed on San Salvador Island in the Bahamas with 3 ships he commanded; the Niña, the Pinta, and the Santa María. This day is known as Columbus Day. Americans observe Columbus Day on the second Monday in October (the same day as Thanksgiving in Canada).
Christopher Columbus was born on 1451 in Genoa, Italy and died on 1506 in Valladolid, Spain. His name is Cristóbal Colón in Spanish and Cristoforo Colombo in Italian.
by Layko June 27, 2007
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Chris Evans

Boston-born actor, best known for his role as Captain America: The First Avenger.
Also, totally stunning.
girl 1: have you seen Chris Evans' abs?

girl 2: *drool*
by mrscaptainamerica September 11, 2011
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Atheist named Christian

A poor kid that ironically is named Christian even though they're an atheist. They constantly have to deal with people asking "Hey Christian, Are you Christian" In which you say no, And they end up saying "Then who are you?" This tends to annoy the living hell outta them. So please, If you ask that to one, Stfu
Griffin: Hey Christian, Are you a Christian?
Christian: -_- no i'm an atheist.
Griffin: Well if you're not Christian, Then who are you?
Christian: I'm a fucking atheist named Christian, Go fuck off.
Griffin: Why aren't you a Christian, you're named Christian. Its so ironic.
Christian: Omg shut the fuck up.
Griffin: You just said you're an atheist though! You can't have a god!
Christian: Fag
Narrator: Christian then walks off with a pissed off look after being heavily annoyed.
by SurvivingMining June 14, 2016
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I Woke up Chris breezy

This is mostly used when women do dumb shit.
Zoe: *cheats*
Jeff: I woke up Chris breezy
Zoe: *dies*
by Cum_inmy.ass October 1, 2020
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Christmas

A wonderful time when somebody breaks into your house and eats your cookies, whilst replacing the food with presents. <3
"Look! It's Christmas! I wonder if the happy chubby dude left me any presents!!"
by ramen child December 6, 2016
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christianna

A beautiful perfect girl that is very cheery and always lightens up the room. She is very pretty. She is known to be hyper and never shuts up. It can also be an adjective of being very obnoxious and loud or someone who is always putting a smile on someone's face with her dumb but hilarious statements.
noun- Christianna always turns a dull moment into a party.

-Dude Christianna is so hot!

-I love hanging out with Christianna, we always have such a good time!

adjective- The christianna girl doesn't know how to turn down her volume.

- That girl was so funny and loud we called her Christianna
christianna gorgeous sweet
by Clairelove October 22, 2013
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Christmas Castro

the member of the family who takes it upon themselves to make sure everyone has a god damn happy holiday.
Christmas eve dinner really sucked until Christmas Castro made us drink cheap red wine and forced us to deck the halls.
by dave rippon February 18, 2008
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