A person whom excels in making an embarrassment of oneself, usually in front of a large public audience.
Specifically associated with failing to complete simple, straight-forward tasks that for normal people require no forethought or concentration.
After someone performs a “world champion” feat, an audience member must pronounce the performer a “world champion” – it is also acceptable to be said in multiple languages “champione du monde” or “campione del mondo”.
It should be followed immediately by random rhythmic clapping.
Specifically associated with failing to complete simple, straight-forward tasks that for normal people require no forethought or concentration.
After someone performs a “world champion” feat, an audience member must pronounce the performer a “world champion” – it is also acceptable to be said in multiple languages “champione du monde” or “campione del mondo”.
It should be followed immediately by random rhythmic clapping.
“Hey Pierre, use the ladle to scoop out the soup from the pot, and pour it in my bowl” *Pierre drops the soup all over the table* “Champione du monde!!” *excessive clapping*
*Luis has left blinker on and makes a right-hand turn* “Campeón Del Mundo!!” *extreme excessive clapping*
“Gino, pass the ball back to the goal keeper, quick!” **Gino scores an own goal, from the half way line** “Gino il campione del mondo!!” *every player on the pitch claps*
“You’re a bloody world champion mate, you really are.”
*Luis has left blinker on and makes a right-hand turn* “Campeón Del Mundo!!” *extreme excessive clapping*
“Gino, pass the ball back to the goal keeper, quick!” **Gino scores an own goal, from the half way line** “Gino il campione del mondo!!” *every player on the pitch claps*
“You’re a bloody world champion mate, you really are.”
by Neville "Bloody' Bartos June 6, 2005
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Get the champagne mug.Something that is boring, no fun, etc. Mostly in reference to a party. Also it can be addressed to clothing.
That party last night was champ as shit. We left and got something to eat instead.
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He is the one true man. Differently from the other heroes, he didn't have superpowers or any other shit like that, but it didn't stop him from getting his lazy ass up and do shit.
You wake up in a prison and some Dunmer faggot laughs at you. Suddenly Captain Picard comes through your cell. In short Captain Picard dies, gives you a red amulet and you flee. And so does your story begin.
In the ending, Mehruned Dagon, similar to the devil, storms in and decides to fuck shit up. In that moment Sean Bean shatters the Amulet and transforms into a dragon and burns Dagon's ass back to Oblivion.
After this, the Champion of Cyrodiil stops Umaril the Unfeathered, an ayleid bitch, and replaces Sheogorath.
He is the one true man. Differently from the other heroes, he didn't have superpowers or any other shit like that, but it didn't stop him from getting his lazy ass up and do shit.
You wake up in a prison and some Dunmer faggot laughs at you. Suddenly Captain Picard comes through your cell. In short Captain Picard dies, gives you a red amulet and you flee. And so does your story begin.
In the ending, Mehruned Dagon, similar to the devil, storms in and decides to fuck shit up. In that moment Sean Bean shatters the Amulet and transforms into a dragon and burns Dagon's ass back to Oblivion.
After this, the Champion of Cyrodiil stops Umaril the Unfeathered, an ayleid bitch, and replaces Sheogorath.
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