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candy bar 

a Shit Covered Dick.
When you are having anal sex and you are going to cum and you pull out your shit covered dick and put in their mouth. They suck you off the rest of the way eating the the shit and cum.
"Last night I fed her the candybar"
"It was so dark she didn't even realize she was gonna eat the candy bar"
candy bar by Phucker January 17, 2007
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Eye Candy 

Eye Candy: A very attractive male or female, normally not wearing any/much clothing.
Look at the eye candy over there!
Eye Candy by ~Keyona January 9, 2004

candy ass 

some one that doesnt take any risk in life.
hey jake stop being a candy ass and lets go out tonight.
candy ass by j diddle April 30, 2011

candy corn 

Person1: Hey, what's Up?
Person2: Candy corn..... (then walk away)
candy corn by spacepanda625 April 1, 2011
hook up with potential for becoming more, usually the girl is a major skank
"me and max b hung out last night. he's basically my bed candy"
bed candy by kathrae June 8, 2009

Man Candy Bastard 

A really smokin' hot male who acts nice at first, and looks like a generally nice person, but is actually a jerk and only looking for someone to push around.
Brad Pitt, John Mayer, and Tom Cruise are such man candy bastards!

man candy 

An unwilling anal valentine for other men in jail.
Logan spent the night as someone's man candy after his arrest.
man candy by 3DSteve June 16, 2005