Coke Breakfast

n. Any breakfast meal that consists entirely of coca cola in large quantities (1l of more)

(Jeff walks in to the Office at 7 Am carrying a half empty 2l coke)

Budd: "Hey jeff, you gonna kill yourself having a coke breakfast every morning"
Jeff: "I know man, but its all i got, and its an appetite suppressant"

by sie42 December 9, 2008

Engrish Breakfast

After a night on the tiles that ended with eating dodgy oriental food one wakes up in the morning having shit the bed with undigested bean sprouts, shitaki mushrooms etc caked on the bed spread.

Engrish Breakfast "oh dear some one spilled chinese take away on my bed spread" pause "oh fuck evasive action"

by mabawsa March 13, 2009

French Breakfast

Simlilar to a Portuguese Breakfast. A poached egg is placed into the anus and is licked out by another. Usually done by homosexual males.

Man 1:Craig and Danny are back together, and I bet they will be having their usual French Breakfast tomorrow morning.
Man 2: Eww!

by b00mb00m May 29, 2008

Hungarian Breakfast

When a a tag along girl thats sexually obsessed with you sleeps over your house for the hundredth time in a row and you can't get rid of her so you the next morning you take a morning piss and the left over cum from your condom and mix in into the pan cake batter to serve to her.

Steven: Hey man, I heard Jess has been cock riding you all month.

Jimbo: Yeah, no worries, I gave her a Hungarian Breakfast yesterday.

Steven: WHAT?! Five points!

by Richard Monokolis May 12, 2010

Eat Breakfast

Code word for masturbation.

You: Hey teacher did you eat breakfast today?
Teacher: Why yes I did and it was quite delectable!
You: Lul

by Charles Lulson May 8, 2008

Miami Breakfast

When you start putting on tanning lotion and this somehow leads to a handjob.

We would've got to the beach sooner, but we decided to go for a nice Miami Breakfast first.

by Asmodeuss July 21, 2009

Truck Driver's Breakfast

An unhealthy or unsanitary meal eaten after a big night out. Typically includes carcinogenic foods available from your local servo and supplemented with uppers or downers. Eaten purely for convenience as opposed to nutritional value, hence the prefix Truck Driver's.

Foods eaten for breakfast that can conveniently be held in one-hand while the other is used for driving: chiko rolls, suasage rolls, pies, hotdogs, pluto pups, spring rolls, dim sims etc. Deep fried, pastry-covered or battered is imperative.

eg: After a trashy night out Joey treated herself to a Truck Driver's Breakfast: a joint, a pie and a blue powerade.

by Coco Schmoko September 8, 2009