Holy bible

An extremely fictional book about monkeys as an excuse for being a bitch and asshole to gay people

The holy bible is in the drawer

by Hehehehehehhehehehehe December 23, 2022

bible heed

to be totally in love with god and jesus. often attends maranatha.. also doesnt like to swear.

boy: duuuuude, i wana lay emily haxton!
other boy: you have no chance.. shes a bible heed.

by kellyaaaaaaaaa October 6, 2010

Bible Thumper

1. A person who follows the Bible, and is Chrisitan. Someone who goes by "the book" (:

2. A mean and cruel nickname for a Christian.

"Hey, man. Have you gone to church lately?"
"Priests these days! JUst leave me alone, bible thumper."
"Sunday mass, son!"

by Bland Fruitjuice(: February 25, 2010

Bible study

When a group of people get together and smoke weed.

"Whos up for a bible study?"

by Beckatha December 4, 2007

Babblegabbing

To talk for hours on end with no real point in mind.

Blahblahblahblahblah

by eddie September 29, 2003

one eyed Bible salesman

Noun - A human penis

I threw a rock at that guy and it hit him square in the one eyed Bible salesman!

by void_nothing May 28, 2007

bibbles

creepy part of the body

unst unst do do do do
oh-s-s oh-s-s dear

by Anonymous May 28, 2003