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Battle Cow

A heavyset, and extremely angry woman with protruding nipples who is bent on revenge, and willing to decimate anyone in her way who may prevent her from exacting revenge.
That woman took out six cops, four pit bulls and a rabid, deranged librarian to seek revenge on a 7-11 store owner, who cheated her out 60 cents because she bought the wrong flavour of Doritos. “Now she is a serious Battle Cow!”
by anonymous October 22, 2023
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She Wants To Run It Up Then Excel At A SpreadSheet Like SHe Is Megaman And AngelHellstrom JOse RObles Is ROll In Megaman Battle Net Work
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 25, 2025
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Fortnite Battle Pass

An item you can purchase in fortnite for 950 v-bucks, it normally contains skins, emotes, wraps, etc..
Guy 1: fortnite battle pass, i just shid out my ass
Guy 1: booted up my pc, cause i need me
Guy 1: to get that fortnite battle pass
by Colonel Cornelius Cornwall Jr. October 20, 2023
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clout battle

A fake fight to hype your online fame
"ugh, no they don't actually hate each other they're just having a clout battle "
by Bmgcjdxd September 2, 2020
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Battle of Mid

Refers to a legendary battle which took place between Jan, 17th, 2025 to Jan, 19th, 2025, in which the Palestinian fatman lost tobthe polish twink which caused him to crash out on his friend's birthday. All for the measly reward of the most 5/10 woman with assests bigger than squirrel girl.
Have you studied for the test?

Yeah, the Battle of Mid was a very interesting read!
by DragonDeezNuts69 July 1, 2025
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Reverse Battle Royale

When a consenting woman accepts the challenge, she acquires a funnel and about 50 dudes. All the dudes squirt in to the funnel. After gestation a DNA test determines the father. Instead of being the last alive, the winner adds another to the population.
Out of the entire football team, our left guard Glenn Thickseed was the winner of the Reverse Battle Royale. Please consider donating to his child support at Gofuckme.com
by JrHoodRat November 29, 2024
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Battle For 17 Cents

Battle For 17 Cents is a very cool online show created by I'mJustATearMan. It's the result of a bunch of made-up characters, such as Chris the dog/fish/cat, Dorito, Orb, ect. All meet up for a chance to do different challenges and compete for the grand prize of 17 cents.

The origin of this Youtube series is that the creator was in bed at 3:00 AM, with nothing to do. So, he decided to draw some characters, in a mobile animation app called "FlipaClip". Then he proceeds to add voice lines for the characters. With each character having a unique voice, and personality.

The show's cast changes every episode. The characters who don't complete the challenge, are put up for "elimination". The viewers of the show get to choose between the characters that are up for elimination and vote in the comments of that video on who they want out of the show. Those votes will then be placed and counted in the next episode. The character who receives the most votes, gets "eliminated".

Its quality is quote on quote, "The main comedic purpose". The creator stated. With the animations all being done at 2 frames per second.

orb is the best character.
Example: "Did you see the new Battle For 17 cents episode?"
by ratio elllll November 4, 2022
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