Alphabet Brain

CNN, MSNBC, NPR, AP. A person with a worldview that is almost strictly made of information from the news networks listed above. Often easily offended while discussing politics or the economy.

Don't mention politics around the new hire Jim, she is super nice but has "alphabet brain".

by Larry V Hanbul August 10, 2023

Alpha

An Alpha is someone below a Sigma or a Giga, however, an Alpha is a leader and refuses to take orders from people below him. Alpha's are some of the highest beings despite being below Sigmas and Gigas.

Sigma: Hey, Alpha!

Alpha: What?

Sigma: Beta wants you to make him a sandwich.

Alpha: He must be joking, I'd never do anything for that low level human.

by PizzaGuy2711 October 17, 2023

piper alpha

Military term used for when the weather is exceedingly hot.

Man, it's piper alpha out there today!

by kr1305 May 27, 2010

Hepititis Alphabet

A big exaggeration on a person whom has more than one type of Hepititis.

Dude dont tap that she has the Hepititis Alphabet
You can never trust any girl with the hepititis alphabet

by anal pimp July 10, 2010

viperzinho alpha

This is someone who is really stupid who has no fucking life either and he has to socialize on discord. He plays roblox the motherfucker no lifer i hope he fuckin dies. When you mention this word , you are automatically a fucking asshole

person 1 - that guys a Viperzinho ALPHA
person 2 - boy u called him a badt hing and your also a asshole now

by hixdddgiveorbuxhahaha December 13, 2018

keybord alpha

IRL they are actually just a beta bitch but online talk mad shit as if they were a "real" alpha. Will type paragraphs at you of how there a badass and can bench more than you. Are normally below the 5'4' range and weigh just under or above 100 lbs. Tend to have no real friends and sit in the outer circle of there friend group.

Joined the Discord community and "keybord alpha" approached me and asked how much bench and said would cuck me because he benched more than his weight (102lbs btw)

by ChadOnTheDisco March 25, 2019

be alpha if you want clam

If you want action you have to be alpha. Women don't like nice guys unless they are 30, hit the wall (looks are deteriorating), are alone and desperate and if she wants not to be cast away from society she then is finally ready to "settle down" more like ugly and the beast, amirite? Anyways still then she can leave you after having given you no action after you having given her so much love and investing in her.

I am alpha and got tail since I am smart and not a nice guy anymore. So you too be alpha if you want clam.

by MrSuccessful August 4, 2019