Albertan safety

n. False security of person, or society, engendered by deliberate blind ignorance of science and reason.

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Safety harnesses??!! I think not! Actually, I very much think not! My family will be climbing this mountain using only Albertan safety.

And body bags?

And body bags!

by gnostic3 December 21, 2021

Albert

The God of eating pussy. A master at the art of cunnilingus.

He's an Albert when he puts his face between my legs. He knows what he's doing!

by Fiona Gallegher December 27, 2021

albert

LITERALLY THE RUDEST MORE SHIT TALKING PERSON ON EARTH.

albert: *walks by*
everyone: *pukes in disgust*

by levi_ackermans_wife February 15, 2022

alderf

TBH Buotan kaayu d mo inom d mo smoke. Naa ra sa house perme mag pundo. D pud sya laagan. Haysssss

Si Alderf kay buotan

by Derp Tan March 5, 2022

Alder

A Tree.

Also known as a guy who loves to read and build. loves archaeology

Alder wants to become an archaeologist

by Xoren March 11, 2022

Albert

Someone who likes hill walking or cycling. Can sometimes walk with a slight bounce effect.

John- "Look at that guy walking down that hill with that stupid stick.... why is he bouncing as he walks?
Glen- "That guy is such an Albert!"

by dondoMANDO March 13, 2022

Albert Ekander

Albert is a person who is much cooler than Emilio Paparizous and Liam Jonason. Also he take both of them in a lightsaber duel. Also Ogge T gets slaughetered in a duel. Albert Ekander is a prime example of a kind man.

Albert Ekander is a perfect human

by Albert Ekander March 15, 2022