ASAN

as-soon-as-now

I don't want this done ASAP, I want it done ASAN.

by cdc0202 March 26, 2009

Keen as a bean

Keener than mustard. Keener than bees on toast.

DAMN KEEN

Yeah broface, she's keen as a bean

by Michelle O'Canoli June 17, 2010

As Full as a Gypsy's Bra

Refers to the saying of somebody having hugely over-indulged in alcohol as traditionally gypsy women have large breasts and it were they hard cash is stowed. Statement thought to have originated in North Antrim, Ireland.

Me-Did you have a good night last night? You were pretty drunk when i seen you.

You- Oh yeah I was as full as a gypsy's bra!

by Horsebox361 August 31, 2010

ASAIP

As Soon As ImPossible

When a bungling client or manager needs something REALLY REALLY urgently, in blatant disregard of physical reality.

"Look, I asked for this pointless graph using my made-up figures yesterday. I don't care if you probably have a terminal illness. I need it ASAIP, like yesterday. Now get out of my sight!"

by OllyS July 2, 2008

asaurus

Used to emphasize how absurdly big some thing is, or a feature that dominates someone personality.

"Ginny is a Cuntasaurus rex"
"Oh yeah! The biggest cunt I ever met, and her friend Jill is a Slutasaurus"
"She really likes her men to have a cockasaurus"

by JilltheSlutasaurus March 30, 2012

Gangster Asad

Such a gangster also known as a lion in Arabic he own everything in his home country and will kill you if you mess with him

Guy: hey asad u alright

Asad: shut the fuck up and get 2 the floor

Guy2: dam asad is such a gangster

Asad: that’s because I’m gangster Asad bitch

by Mobeenzzz October 19, 2019

lucky as a dead mongoose

extremely unlucky

i'm as lucky as a dead mongoose! *gets eaten by a pterodactyl*

by i'm_an_owl??O_o;; December 5, 2009