Applefied

Changing the interface or usability of a product in such a way as to "dumb down" and remove consumer choices to eliminate consumers having to think.

"They Applefied the website, and now I can't manually pick the item because the website doesn't know which part to order automatically."

by P. cubensis August 22, 2011

apple maggot

A pejorative term for a person from or living in the state of Washington.

I wish those damn apple maggots would just stay in their quarantine zone and stop invading our state.

by ignis_ignotus April 10, 2012

Applegasm

The joy of owning an Apple product is so great, the owner or potential owner will emit a moan of pleasure and, depending on the owner's gender, will sometimes have a hard-on.

Immediately after having an applegasm, the eater's face will be covered with an empty mind, zombie-like grin.

Applegasms are most common after owners or potential owners stand in line for hours or days while waiting for the next great product.

Dude, you got the new Apple! you look like you just had an Applegasm.

by Applegasmer September 13, 2012

apple pieing

Similar to "icing", if you can get someone to accept the drink apple pie, they have to get down on one knee and chug the drink. However the if the reciever pulls out a mason jar of apple pie within 5 seconds the deliverer has to chug it.

"Oh Eddie just got apple pied!"
"Whose apple pieing him"

by the apple pier January 12, 2013

Apple juice roulette

An obscure party game played by pranksters, frat guys, and close friends alike. The game is played with multiple glasses of apple juice, how many is up to the player. One glass is filled with piss. The players each tale a glass and drink until someone drinks the piss. Some people like to turn this into a prank and fill all of the glasses with piss.

Dan is such a dick sometimes. We decided to play apple juice roulette and he filled all the glasses with piss!

by Sassmaster Sparky P August 13, 2013

Apple Thumb

An osteoarthritic condition in the thumbs created by excessive typing on iPad and iPhone touchscreen keyboards.

My Apple Thumbs are killing me. I was up texting friends on Facebook until 2am this morning.

by The British Are Coming August 30, 2013

Apple time

An ambiguous measurement of time showing how long it *should* take to download files on Apple products, when in fact it takes much, much longer.

*downloading iOS 7*
iPhone: "Downloading...5 minutes remaining"
*one hour later*
iPhone: "Downloading...17 minutes remaining"
Me: "This must run on Apple time."

by CatPlanet September 18, 2013