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Alex

Damn Alex is lookin kinda homosexual today
by Tony the cat April 20, 2022
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Alex

A very grumpy old boomer man who enjoys raging at innocent kids in his class
He constantly scratches his head and in result, rains down dandruff on the desk behind him
He looks like a goldfish, but often looks instead like an angry penguin/bulldog.
I would describe him as a VERY scary person. thank you and please like our post
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Alex is such a rage monster!
by okboooomer March 13, 2020
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Alex

Alex is someone who might poop on the carpet by accident.
Bob: hey I heard that there is a new guy at school named Alex.

Carl: yeah I heard that he has already pooped on the ground.

Bob: wtf gross!
by Bobs ya uncle June 13, 2018
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Alex

Alex is guy who never checks his phone in a reasonable time and just dosent text back for days. I mean really you could get a faster response from Michael Jackson, and he is 6 feet under and dosent know how to use a fucking phone. If he was Warewolf you would only be able to text the Warewolf because the only time he actually gives a response is at 12-6 in the morning and probably writes with a toaster if I had to guess from the speed hes typing.
Wow I cant belive hes alexing me again
by TheManTheMythTheLegendShrek January 6, 2019
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Alex

A guy who loves to fingerblast girls without even introducing himself. Reckons he's top dog at pulling the girls, but is actually more like a Steerment.
That blokes just tried to pull that bird by sticking his fingers in her front bum. He didn't even speak to her or offer her a drink. What an alex!!
by White-Wolf September 20, 2017
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Alex

Alex is usually a hot fucking dude with a six pack who will break your heart eventually but it doesn't matter because either one of you will come crawling back.. Alex is the kind of guy you wish you could have with you for the rest of your life but if he hurts you you will probably cry yourself to sleep .
Alex cheated on me, Im probably gonna slit my wrist tonight.
by www.mcdonalds.com September 14, 2018
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Alex

A fucking hottie mostly known as a fuckboy he likes a girl one day and then doesn’t want her the next he’s so messed up even I wanna fuck him I love him a lot he’s so talented but at the same time a fucking fuckboy and he needs to learn
I like alex but he is. A fuckboy
by Ilovemeokay October 21, 2017
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