milk thistle

A seemingly discrete way your friend hides his pot.

Brian knew Danielle was up to something when he saw a bottle of milk thistle in her dad's ass.

by Cuz December 15, 2004

monkey milk

A term used for talking about ejaculation in a man while the elderly or young children are within earshot

Dad: Hey mum that monkey milk was wild last night
Mum: yeah I know, it was just so thick and creamy.
Little Johnny: What the hell is monkey milk?!

by Prophet Mech June 03, 2005

milking the goat

to leave the room, masturbate onto your hand, and then return, giving someone a high-five or shaking their hand.

Eww he totally just milked the goat on me.

by salmon April 19, 2004

Rat milk

Not milk at low resolution.

Guy 1: Hey, is that rat milk or not milk?
Guy 2: By GOD! I cannot tell!

by geo November 12, 2003

getting milk

Something you did 15 years ago and haven't came back since.

Guy1. Wheres you dad.
Guy2. getting milk from the local convenience store.
Guy1. Bro that was 15 years ago. You got to let it go.

by Webake February 21, 2021

Busted Milk

A new term for jizzing in you’re pants

Oh it appears I Busted Milk

by SebRWise October 11, 2017

Panty Milk

Something that is so awesome, it causes a lady boner.

The result of something awesome.

I took a bite into a Chipotle burrito, and it was sheer panty milk.

Something about his cologne just lingered through my nose into my soul, latched on in my heart, and dragged my body into his arms. I swear we should name that cologne Panty Milk.

When I was stressing about a bill, my husband informed me that he already paid it. He totally milked my panties with that.

by CrumpetsandBollocks January 17, 2015