October 22

National tell that substitute that they missed Joe.

Substitute- is that all the students
Student- you missed Joe

Everyone else- :o
Subsitube- who's Joe?
Student- well, you wanna know who she is

Subsitube- yes, I care for all my students, but Joe is a she?
Student- her full name is Joe Mama

Substitute- I'm writing you an MIR, PS74, AND A CALL HOME!!!

!!Once in a lifetime chance- only in October 22!!

by Keith Nugget SHhh October 21, 2019

December 22 incident

Infamous day on tiktok where porn and gore was posted using tiktok’s slide feature.

Person 1: Remember December 22 incident on tiktok

Person 2: That shit was wild

by Longislandera October 31, 2023

October 22

National show your bf Your boobs day

It's October 22 let's show our boyfriends our boobs

by Xxx72xxx October 21, 2019

October 22

national scare grandma day

it’s an early april fools day but dedicated to grandmas around the world on october 22

“today’s not any day! today’s national scare grandma day! i hope she doesn’t get a heart attack like last years one..”

by tessatron October 21, 2019

22 november

November 22, the day we all write a novel Wattpad

22 November

like "- today, I'm writing a little story for November."

by normal girl November 22, 2021

October 22

This is the best day ever.... IT'S national kiss you boyfriend or girlfriend day (and national fuck your gf or bf day🤨)

Fucke it's October 22

by Wilted_smile_girl October 21, 2019

22 magnum

When hospitalizing someone with a .22 LR isnt enough, so you want to kill them, but your broke and can only afford 22 ammo, so the best option is 22 magnum.

Is actually better than a 9mm in cases where you care about capacity over stopping power, a s&w m&p in 22 magnum can actually hold 30 rounds.

Its not the most powerful deuce deuce cartridge however, that would go to the .22 hornet.

I just dumped 5 rounds of 22 magnum form my m&p on this noob XD, now i got enought money to afford a 9mm! But i prefer having 30 rounds on a pistol so fuck that! - Raleigh Crips Feild Marshall Tyrone McJamal Jordan (not an actual person)

by Slim Shady Did Nothing Wrong July 25, 2024