clam chowder shower

When a man ejaculates on a women's face and/or body and passes a kidney stone at the same time.

Guy 1: Dude my dick still hurt after i clam chowder showered that hoe.

Guy 2: You should get that shit checked out bro.

by dan and george June 30, 2011

shit shower and shave

1. a routine that all men should follow if not already doing.

2. something most of Europe hasn't done.

Dad: "always remember to shit shower and shave."

Sonny: "ok papa."

by Kevin July 26, 2004

Needle Shower

A type of shower (most often found in the dorms at Evergreen College) that has such high water pressure that it blows your nipples right off.

dude, my girlfriend's boobs are so fucked cause her parents won't get rid of their needle shower.

i really wanted to get my nipples pierced but after taking a shower at Evergreen College, there was nothing left man.

by Alymma August 13, 2008

Fun shower

Masturbating or wanking during a shower

My husband was having a fun shower and didn't clean up what he left behind.

by nemenis August 30, 2009

post-shower

after the shower or bath.

My post-shower routine is to lay in bed with a towel on.

by wowcool May 4, 2016

Golden Shower

The act of urinating on another person, usually for sexual gratification, or as a way of humiliation. More common than a Golden bath, where, during anal sex, one partner urinates into the colon of the other.

Do you need me to give you a golden bath?

by EJL December 12, 2003

Baby Shower

An event where loved ones, family and friends get to spend time with prospective parents, impart supportive wishes and advice and generally make sure that the parents to be realise that everything is still totally cool.

Generally held in the afternoon of a weekend day. While gifts are not usually considered compulsory - if we're honest with each other the over-riding reason that such an event is put together is for the gifts one will get so having a registry somewhere is not a bad idea.

Have checked out their online BABY SHOWER gift regisitry?

by GH May 9, 2003