Pork clarinet

a penis

"I'm going home to watch porn. I'll play a tune on my pork clarinet."

by IvorBiggunFan March 23, 2024

tuna pork

Perhaps a mis-hearing of some other word or words?

I asked him ghost dog what was inside box, and it said "tuna pork" to me quietly.

by hambro May 15, 2008

Porking

Beefing someone but because they did something haram

Did you see Abdul drinking that alcoholic beverage??? He is totally in for a porking tonight by Allah!

by Ldawg October 7, 2017

Pork snorkel

When you perform cunnilingus on a woman at such a depth, and for such a considerable duration that a flexible drinking straw is required to be used as a temporary snorkel to provide oxygen and prevent asphyxiation.

My girlfriend wants me to go down on her with considerable vigour for over an hour, I’m gonna need a pork snorkel to get out alive!

by Leonardo da finchy October 15, 2025

Pork

yummy food that gets you fat,but you cant stop FUCKING EATING IT !!!

yass this pork is so good

by Junior IDK May 24, 2018

Pork Chop

In the tower industry the term "Pork Chop" refers to a safety climb cable grab device that resembles the shape of a pork chop. (Funny how so much tower terminology uses food terms. When you are working on a tower for 12hrs a day you can't really be expected to climb down for lunch.

Hey, don't start climbing that tower without your pork chop.

by RJake4d August 29, 2019

Pork Shield

Another word for a dude’s foreskin.

Dude, I got so wasted last night I somehow got jelly beans stuck in my pork shield.

by SticNanfield December 12, 2018