cock n block

when you send a girl a dick pic then block her afterwards.

Bro: What happened to that one girl you were talking to?

Me: She was being a bitch so I cock n block'd her

by wesley walker December 21, 2021

Horse cock

A big massive dick that deserves to be in a museum , Horse cocks don't typically fit in normal boxers and they have to have special ones made for their big penis, normally these are given to the men who did stuff right in their past life, and they often make jokes about having a small dick or they don't get offended by them.

He sent me a picture of it last night he has such a horse cock

by ILOVEHORSECOCKS May 2, 2023

cock rolling

The act of one rolling tape over his cock, then inserting it into the woman's vagina.

This is typically used as a form of birth control, or by people who cannot afford condoms.

Jack typically uses cock rolling to prevent his girlfriend from becoming pregnant.

by Elixir of Wisdom July 11, 2015

cock valet

A cock valet is someone who is religiously fucked by a person or group of people. Therefore, instead of parking cars for people and deciding what spot they belong in, you are parking their cocks inside of you. There can be a group of cock valets also, making the task of parking people's cocks a group effort deciding on what cock goes in what orifice.

"They want us to do what!? Do I look like their personal cock valets!?"

"That task makes fucking zero sense! I guess we're all playing cock valet today!"

by BigDickPapa (BDP) October 4, 2017

cock sketcher

Any individual that can easily "draw" a mental image of a giant dick within seconds flat.

I met an awesome cock sketcher last night. He told me that his dong looks like 2 plums with a turkey neck!!!!!

by Theshattalker April 3, 2017

Cock or balls

To carry this was action out, one simply has to start singing international Cock or Balls.
After which someone has to grab there junk and try to disguise either there ole dick or baw sacks, and everyone else must stare and study what there showing and decide weather it's there cock or there baws. After which the lad will show what it was.

Tiny: Awright pagey shall we get a game going?
Pagey: how about INTERNATIONAL COCK OR BALLS, INTERNATIONAL COCK OR BALLS.
Tiny: awright then here we go, what have we here?
Pagey: After careful studying I reckon that's your ole baws!
Tiny: sorry my man that's actually my shaft! Easily mistaken for my big ole bollocks

by Tiny scrotum August 14, 2021

cocks you said?

A typical response where you just randomly bring it up when you’re having a conversation with someone.

“Hey have you seen that new movie that came out last week?”

“Cocks you said?”

by Unkownthedown September 15, 2018