Penis pulls

When you were younger, did you ever think you would grow old and have a small pecker?

As a kid, the best possible way to grow a longer penis shaft during puberty. It involves at least 10 pulls each day between the ages of 8-14. By grabbing the head of the penis and pulling outward, stretching the shaft to maximum capacity, over time you’re wrench will become a crane.

Little Timmy went to his room after dinner to do 10 penis pulls because he was angry he had a smaller penis than others

by shmevron james December 1, 2022

Pulling a sweenie

When you think you’re having sex with a girl, but it’s a guy, and you do it anyways.

Damn that chick has a huge dick. I guess pulling a sweenie and fucking her anyways is what i gotta do!

by Cuck69420 June 22, 2020

Pulled a Henry

Saying something so incredibly stupid, no one with a normal IQ can even understand.

"Yo that was so stupid, you just pulled a Henry."

by pulledhenry February 23, 2019

Pulling Sugar

Pulling sugar; to withdraw semen from another man.

I was pulling sugar from homeless men to make 15 bucks for coke last night.

by Penisman77 July 15, 2021

Penis pull

When a girl grab a man penis and pulls it to make him cum

I just gave him a penis pull

by Thepenispull April 20, 2020

Pull an HC

HC used as an abbreviation for Hillary Clinton, means to delete or destroy somthing to prevent others from finding out that you screwed up.

Phil: " did you Pull an HC because your browser history is blank."
Bill: "no comment"

by Col col col January 20, 2017

pulled a k

To pull a K is doing an action a kook would do. A mistake.

Katie: *working on a project on the computer* she forgets to click the Save button and looses all her work
Justin: "oh no Katie you pulled a K!" (by Katie forgetting to save her work she "pulled a k"

by Mistake kook May 1, 2016