n. a figurative way for saying clit, and abomination created by woman scientist in the early 60's as way of coping with penis envy
"Hey, it does kind of look like a hooded man in a canoe," Jacob said as he was examining the vagina of Jody while on a lake where a man wearing a hood and riding in canoe passed by.
by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004
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Get the thats gay man mug.A perk in Modern Warfare 2. It allows you to change between classes at any time in the match. This perk replaces the player's secondary weapon. Usually frowned upon in online matches.
by MW2 Freak January 5, 2011
Get the One Man Army mug.A phrase uttered when all other phrases have been exhausted. When in a state of total shock and attempting to describe a situation to another individual.
May also be used in a joking manner making fun of one who may utter said phrase.
May also be used in a joking manner making fun of one who may utter said phrase.
1. Dude, man, bro...she just told me she has AIDS...
2. Dude man bro, stop touching me in my secret spot!
2. Dude man bro, stop touching me in my secret spot!
by Nzo October 15, 2008
Get the dude man bro mug.1) Any of the cheapest offerings from the Porsche auto company, especially anything from the Boxster line.
2) Any low-end item from a prestigious manufacturer.
2) Any low-end item from a prestigious manufacturer.
My idiot boss thinks he's hot shit because he got a new sportscar, but it's just a poor man's Porsche.
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That watch is the poor man's Porsche of Rolexes.
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That watch is the poor man's Porsche of Rolexes.
by gumpish July 12, 2006
Get the poor man's Porsche mug.V. to meet a fly honey with braces at a bumpin party. Then, proceed to take her into a room with shag carpeting and shove and twist that ho's face into the carpeting until her braces have been adequately tangled in said carpet. After, proceed to have your way with her.
by Welryn October 10, 2008
Get the Iron Man that ho mug.A retributive procedure for avenging one's girlfriend's frigidity of the previous night involving a rather cruel artifice (note - artifice, not oriface, although it is quite possible that her orifaces may well have been cruel, hence the ease of confusion).
Procedure - the perpetrator must make sure that he awakens in the morning before the victim. Like a secret sex-ninja he must have a silent wraith-wank, being careful to ensure that any bed wobbling does not awaken the victim. After his sausage-basting reaches climax, he must dab a finger tip in the resulting cheddar-puddle and rub a sufficient amount of his monkey-spunk along the closed edges of the victim's eyelids, making sure that the eyelashes have a sufficient glazing of knob-gloop so as to become intractably stuck to one another.
After pausing to allow for drying and cementation, the perpetrator lights a few matches and blows them out quickly, allowing some of the thick smoke to drift into the victim's nostrils. After she begins to stir at the noxious smell wafting into her alternative nasal cock tunnels, the perpetrator must shout, as loudly and as anxiously as possible, "FIRE, FIRE... THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE.. YOU ARE ON FIRE!"
Procedure - the perpetrator must make sure that he awakens in the morning before the victim. Like a secret sex-ninja he must have a silent wraith-wank, being careful to ensure that any bed wobbling does not awaken the victim. After his sausage-basting reaches climax, he must dab a finger tip in the resulting cheddar-puddle and rub a sufficient amount of his monkey-spunk along the closed edges of the victim's eyelids, making sure that the eyelashes have a sufficient glazing of knob-gloop so as to become intractably stuck to one another.
After pausing to allow for drying and cementation, the perpetrator lights a few matches and blows them out quickly, allowing some of the thick smoke to drift into the victim's nostrils. After she begins to stir at the noxious smell wafting into her alternative nasal cock tunnels, the perpetrator must shout, as loudly and as anxiously as possible, "FIRE, FIRE... THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE.. YOU ARE ON FIRE!"
by pale fire October 16, 2008
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