One who has a face resembling a sliping Jim or that of a slmo. Also known as tuck a dick. Metrosexual. Fake pussy head.
by Beatle head July 7, 2017
Get the gaff facemug. by the stupid idiot face definer June 12, 2023
Get the stupid idiot facemug. by TheSlavicProducer November 6, 2019
Get the facemug. 
When a ugly bitches face and head is shaped like a big toe.
An effective way to differentiate between individual busted bitches in a flock of fugly hoes.
Looks like she slid out her Mama's coochie and face planted the floor, when her head was still all soft and shit.
An effective way to differentiate between individual busted bitches in a flock of fugly hoes.
Looks like she slid out her Mama's coochie and face planted the floor, when her head was still all soft and shit.
"Toe faced bitch" used by 2 redneck meth heads conversing:
Is that an ugly woman or an Easter island head?
What ugly woman, where she at?
That toe faced bitch right there!
Oh ok, yeah, that is just a ugly toe faced woman. Thanks for efficiently directing my attention to the specific bitch that alarmed you. I was disoriented, with us being situated amongst this sea of fugly womenses, and all.
My friend, we must be ever vigilante, never letting our guard down, or them Easter Island heads, is gonna get us!
It sure be a lot easier, if all these toe faced bitches wasn't creeping. Hmmm
Just nevermind then toe faced bitches...
But what if I'm drunk?
You know the rule, nothing matters when we're drunk! Put it right in that toe face, all I care. I won't judge, none.
Is that an ugly woman or an Easter island head?
What ugly woman, where she at?
That toe faced bitch right there!
Oh ok, yeah, that is just a ugly toe faced woman. Thanks for efficiently directing my attention to the specific bitch that alarmed you. I was disoriented, with us being situated amongst this sea of fugly womenses, and all.
My friend, we must be ever vigilante, never letting our guard down, or them Easter Island heads, is gonna get us!
It sure be a lot easier, if all these toe faced bitches wasn't creeping. Hmmm
Just nevermind then toe faced bitches...
But what if I'm drunk?
You know the rule, nothing matters when we're drunk! Put it right in that toe face, all I care. I won't judge, none.
by Bigwhiteniggawhuhh April 29, 2023
Get the Toe faced bitchmug. by The master mind 30000000 April 14, 2021
Get the Fart facemug. A thing of psychological torture which I am still required to wear even after getting the Covid vaccine.
I expected people to remove those filthy face masks after the vaccination but still no change.. Fuck dammit
by Diego_Brando December 27, 2021
Get the Face maskmug.