my dad left when i was 4

my dad left when i was 4 because i shit on his phone as a baby (4 yrs old).

i was thinking about how my dad left when i was 4 a couple of days ago.

by McChikn November 29, 2021

I’ve farted and I can’t get up!

When a person is so old and so powerfully flatulent that it knocks them on their ass and they can’t get up.

This is a most pathetic scenario, I’ve farted and I can’t get up!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 30, 2020

i want to put my insides in you

a guy cumming in a woman's pussy

hey "i want to put my insides in you"

by 6manrapper April 2, 2017

all day i dream about sports

The slogan 'all day i dream about sports' 1981-2017 was created by Barbara Gauss, Germany.

In her eBOOK 'all day i dream about sport' she talks about her life, the way she grew up, the dreams she had as a child and young grown up and the struggle she is going thru today, while defending her rights as a trademark owner, creator and sole owner of the intellectual property worldwide of the following slogans:

'all day i dream about soccer'
'all day i dream about sports'
'all day i dream about sport'

See also 'sports'

'all day I dream about sports' is what ment everything to me when I was small and is what I feel, if I had to describe my childhood.

by Barbara Gauss November 1, 2005

I've fallen and I can't get up

A really annoying catchphrase from the late 80's/early 90's that originated from a commercial for a paramedical emergency radio for the elderly. During the commercial, and old lady falls off her walker and in the most pathetic tone of voice possible, utters this phrase into the advertised device.

Before everyone and their mom was screaming "I'm Rick James, bitch" they were screaming "I've fallen and I can't get up" in a sad attempt to be funny and witty.

by Dassh September 8, 2004

Glad i could do my part

I think you may have done too much.

"Chopper, talk to disfigured World War 2 veterans
who aren't as bitter as they should be."
"Glad i could do my part."

by WeRerrr October 22, 2009

I Move Away From The Mic To Breathe In

The action in which Tay Zonday partakes in during the Chocolate Rain video on Youtube. Often proceeded with a pair of asteriks, reasons for this are yet unknown.

**I move away from the mic to breathe in.

In chocolate rain, Tay Zonday **moves away from the mic to breathe in.

**I move away from the ____ to ____

by Sacrelicious September 17, 2007