FSA Wifi

It is the worst wifi connection possibly achieved on this planet. This wifi is beyond a bad connection. It affects the life of thousands of people around the world.

Ricky: "MY STUPID WEBISTE IS NOT LOADING AGAIN!!!!"

Dave: "Must be FSA Wifi again"
James: "I hate my life"

by what do you mean? March 13, 2019

Mr Wilson

When u sleep with ur teacher

Mum: Jessica did u sleep with ur teacher!

Jessica: mr Wilson?
Mum: mr Wilson!

by WordedW February 10, 2021

Things will get better

Another empty promise.
A lie they won’t stop telling me.

False hope.

Person 1: “i can’t do this anymore i just want to end it all now“
Person 2: “don’t say that. Things will get better. I promise”

by Life_is_empty March 17, 2021

Courtesy Wipe

When you need to wipe your ass mid day and head to the bathroom to finish the job

Kyle went to the bathroom half way through his shift to do a courtesy wipe

by Cheech Modene October 12, 2021

Being vegan with it

When someone constantly reuses the same thing often for attention.

"At first I was like aww Bill cmon and then he started being vegan with it"

by HeadSoviet June 23, 2016

proof of wife

What the President is being pressured for to substantively prove that his wife is anywhere around or in fact even alive.

Despite all this clamoring from the public for proof of wife, people need to remember that Melania’s living her life as she always has: far away from me, the Grabber in Chief.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2018

Hit a straight lick with a crooked stick

Overcoming incredible difficulties and doing remarkable things.

Ex: When a kid grows up in a bad situation without any guidance, but somehow rises above it and has a successful life; that kid hit a straight lick with a crooked stick.

by |SaltyJack| January 12, 2019