Wanker

One who wanks, or one who engages in intercourse with a monkey's anus.

George bush
What?
It's only beastiallity if you aren't a monkey!!!

by Nytehauq August 21, 2003

wanker

a football (soccer) official

the referer's a wanker

by beardman September 17, 2003

wanderling

Walking up a hill like a monster.

"Look at that fat chick wanderling up the hill"

by I & A January 30, 2006

Wanker

1) One who maturbates. A british term, often used as a mild-to-mildly serious insult.

2) A person who has no idea what the hell they're talking about, but pretends to.

1) Goddammit, you little wankers, get off my lawn!

2) That Tidus is such a wanker.

by o0CrystalBlue0o July 16, 2005

wangers

Euphemism for for the harsher word (swap the 'g' for a 'k').

You lot are a bunch of wangers.

by Wilsini December 18, 2005

Salad tossing wanker

1: while wanking tossing the salad
2: a fucking mongloïd who you like to see tossing a fat mom's salad.
3: a teamkiller
4: a fucking lower level n00b who puts you out with a n00btube from the other side of the field
5: the fuckface who steals your crate at the last moment
6: an ugly guy stinking next to you

-- You fucking salad tossing wanker!
-- Go tell yo mama and toss her salad, you fucking wanker
-- you like tossing my salad? ... fucking wanker.
-- all of you fucking wankers, toss my salad!

by d43m0n-Raw August 15, 2010

sliema wanderers

a football team made up of fuckin assholes that likes to win only with corruption with 2 players founded to be positive for drugs in 1 season. ASS-HOLES!

team made up of assholes.

by xaplos May 20, 2003