3 definitions by beardman
A tall blonde chick from the arm pit of America also known as New Jersey. Generally drives a chyrsler and is always being confused with a tall building.
by beardman April 30, 2005
When you see a beard that's way awesomer than yours will ever be and you subsequently shave off your own.
Frank: Dude, where's your beard?
John: I went to the World Beard Championships.
Frank: So, you shame shaved?
John: I don't want to talk about it.
John: I went to the World Beard Championships.
Frank: So, you shame shaved?
John: I don't want to talk about it.
by beardman February 29, 2012