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ciabatta walk 

To walk to Jack in the Box for a burger when clearly you should drive there. This walk usually occurs between the hours of 10PM and Midnight, as the lobby is usually closed at midnight, depending on your market.
"De Bo and I shuffled down 10th and took a ciabatta walk to Jack's to get some food."
ciabatta walk by Rob R. December 3, 2006

crab walk of shame 

The position a male assumes after beating off, and ejaculating on his abdomen. He must lean backward to prevent any seminal fluid from being spilt, while walking towards the tissues.
Man, my mom busted in on me while I was doing the crab walk of shame. It was a real mess.
crab walk of shame by Taylor The Tool September 25, 2006

beef walk 

the few steps you take to relocate yourself before or after farting in order to not be suspect of the poopy stench.
after farting at the busy bus stop, i quickly took a beef walk a couple steps down the road where i pretended to talk on my cell phone until the bus showed up.
beef walk by tje910710 December 31, 2011

Penguin Walk 

A penguin walk occurs when an intrepid young fellow attempts to start the crapping process in one toilet and then finish the crapping process in another toilet. The manner in which the individual walks from one toilet to the next toilet, with pants around ankles, resembles the gait of a penguin.
My girlfriend was so pissed at me - I penguin walked from the first floor bathroom to the second floor bathroom and filled all our bathrooms with crap.
Penguin Walk by Rosy68 August 22, 2012

I'm going to Walk the cat 

To have sexual intercourse with a female.
"Hey whats going down with that chick and you?"
"Ah, I'm going to walk the cat."
"thata boy!" (slap hands)

and or,
"What are you about tonight?"
"Yo, I just want to walk a cat tonight"

and or,
"That girl is hella horny>"
"Ya, she wants her cat walked."
A dance traditionarily done by african americans in a seremony of getting "buck" and "crunk"
My Nigga pookie be c walkin like a fool yo.
c walk by mkic0n January 20, 2003