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ritual viewing

verb. American phrase. It means to watch television in a trance-like state. Some might call it being a couch potato, but it is of a higher power and purpose as described by the TV Ministry, the TV worshiping religion.
"Lay down your false idols and turn to our real god. The one you and I have worshiped for years-- The Television!"
I was ritual viewing last night to Seinfeld, it was enlightening.
by Amy Bugbee June 27, 2004
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Third View

"Damn if one more of my homies gets wacked by the Third View I think I'll kill my self before they get me! Shit here comes stray!"
by stray May 6, 2004
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war viewing

driving around in a car with a notebook and a wireless network card, while looking for unencrypted/encrypted camera signals. most commonly in 802.11b/g
lets go war viewing to see if we can find someon haveing sex0r
by benji himself August 31, 2005
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better view

A far sighted look into cyber space
Opt for a better view and skype is the limit.
by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008
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select view

Precludedly secluded selective view
by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008
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Vinegar Vien

The act of collecting female ejaculate by two finger stimulation.
Smell my fingers because i just pulled a Vinegar Vien
by CrotchPuppet April 1, 2009
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commercial view

when keeps up on a show only by watching the commercials and previews for it. "commercial viewer"
hey, do you know who won charm school? I just commercial view the show.
by k,yupp December 26, 2008
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