unicornishhoe

a unicorn that sniffs pixy dust all day and sells their body for money or more pixy dust

a unicornishhoe was on the side of the road trying to get some money by selling their body

by unicorn knower July 11, 2012

unicorn turd pillows

Is a magical rainbow pillow that was birthed out of a unicorns toe and rubbed on a dogs butt to for the shape of a turd

That pillow it totally a unicorn turd pillows

by ........!_ November 29, 2014

Unicorn Milk

Slang for semen used within the gay community.

Jeremy filled me full of Unicorn Milk last night!

by LuvMashine March 29, 2017

unicorn rupture sex

Unicorn rupture sex is when a male and female finally decide to have sex at the age of 2, the boys dick is a one inch wonder meaning that it doesn’t satisfy the girl at all, this leads to the girl getting moody and crawls to get a ruptured unicorn, this unicorn as a 69 inch one meaning it highkey prefers the unicorn, the boy gets jealous so he pushes in hard, he end up getting his leg stuck in there making foot babies

‘oh your so bad let’s have unicorn rupture sex instead!’

by 69wondermalonder October 27, 2017

Unicorning

When the hair by your parting decides to stick up in the air making the shape of a unicorn horn

Omg Ben is unicorning

by xx_Benjamin-Franklin_xx November 14, 2017

unicorn giggles

When you are waking into a bar and a unicorn drinking whisky starts to tell the bar about his adventures at sea

While walking into a bar the unicorn giggles

by Bootykicker.com January 6, 2018

unicorn bitch

Your best friend from your orgy that is willing to do anything, anywhere with them

Me and my unicorn bitch have such a great time, and I can use them anytime!

by DATGAIBOI May 18, 2018