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Teigan

69 doggy style smd and make me smile

‘teigan get into bed’

by 69wondermalonder October 27, 2017

unicorn rupture sex

Unicorn rupture sex is when a male and female finally decide to have sex at the age of 2, the boys dick is a one inch wonder meaning that it doesn’t satisfy the girl at all, this leads to the girl getting moody and crawls to get a ruptured unicorn, this unicorn as a 69 inch one meaning it highkey prefers the unicorn, the boy gets jealous so he pushes in hard, he end up getting his leg stuck in there making foot babies

‘oh your so bad let’s have unicorn rupture sex instead!’

by 69wondermalonder October 27, 2017