Burnt Toast
Burnt Toast by Ofresh August 12, 2014
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Toast was a pointless invention from the Dark Ages. Toast wa an implement of torture that caused all those subjected to it to regurgitate in verbal from the sins and crimes of their past lives. Toast was a ritual item devoured by fetishists in the belief that it would enhance their kinetic and sexual powers. Toast cannot be explained by any rational means.
Toast is me.
I am toast.
----Form Oryx and Crake by Margaret Atwood
Toast is me.
I am toast.
----Form Oryx and Crake by Margaret Atwood
toast by Dragonbreathp9d August 9, 2006
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toaster streudle
a sexual technique between a guy and a girl that involves a guy pulling his dick out the girl right before he is about to jizz, then jizzing all over her chest and stomach area, making a zig zag like pattern that reflects a patern made on toaster streudles.
Dave did a toaster streudle on his bitch because she likes hot cum all over her.
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Tasty injection
A tasty injection is the act of spreading vanilla and or chocolate frosting over the nub of a removed appendage usually the hand, from the wrist up, then depending on sexual preference, you proceed to tastefully "inject" the frosted nub into ones vagina and or anus.
Ex: My grandfather once told me how he gave my grandmother and my mother a tasty injection right when he got home from the war. Gotta love you gramps!
Tasty injection by Mr. Tasty August 23, 2009