Aged Hoe

(noun)

1) An older woman who dresses like a skankwad and prefers to steal men she knows are in relationships, esp. with women younger than themselves.

2) A woman too old to be trawling for younger men (usually because she has one at home called: her son) and way to evil and skanky to be a cougar.

3) A nasty, white-trash, older woman who aspires to being a Cougar or sugarmama but is too uneducated and pathetic.
My boyfriend left me for that Aged Hoe because the slut whore has her mortgage paid off and an empty room because her kid moved out. She is old enough to be my mother and fugly enough to stop a train. Damned saggy titted Walmart greater!
by goddedd95 October 25, 2010
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Déjà hoe

The feeling of having met a certain hoe before.
Larry: man I'm haveing a déjà hoe right now I swear I've seen this hoe before

Joe: yeah you have remember she's your cousin?

Bob: Larry didn't you hook up with her?

Larry: I don't wanna talk about it...
by Foxpro56 June 18, 2013
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Snapchat hoe

Becky is such a snapchat hoe she always sending me nudes
by Franish November 27, 2018
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gay hoe

A homosexual person that does intense intercourse with multiple people of his/her own sex
Bro, I heard tionne and Lindsey does freaky stuff to each other so they are both a gay hoe.
by Og.lefty615 April 06, 2015
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Butt-hoe

A person of the female sex that has a preference, sometimes addiction, to anal sex. The term is not to be confused with butt-hole, an opening on the underside of your body.
Guy 1: Man, im so tired, i must have had anal with her like 10 times.
Guy 2: Sounds like a butt-hoe to me.
by A Daddy October 24, 2007
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Hoe Bath

When you don't have access to a shower and have to wash yourself in a sink somewhere tragic, like a gas station.
La Tanya's dog R Kelly peed on her jeans so she had to take a hoe bath at work.
by Prudence Delish May 29, 2009
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Timmy Hoes

slang term referring to the Canadian fast food restaurant "Tim Hortons"
I need to get my ass down to Timmy hoes and get me some timbits
by Jade1 November 04, 2009
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