twisting your tail

A) masturbating in public

B) working your ads off, but unfortunately, achieving no significant results
If your problem is twisting your tail, definition b), it is time you considered stopping twisting your tail, definition a)
by Sexydimma March 28, 2017
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twist-e

The last living member of his species.
He is half twisty half fish.

His ability to loose a limb and forget about it till it grows back a different colour.

He has more erection with porn reflection than in his shit collectin.

Topic jumper high speed erratic and all round just baked cooked n stewd way to long

To have twist-e in your life you definately can understand him if Ur dropped as a baby.

Brain activity is awkwardly stiff MLS ie best juice freezes at room temp
U will often find TWIST-E speaking in riddles rhymes n utter bullshit
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twist and go

Twist and go, to perform sexual acts with a member of the opposite sex and then leave.
I twist and go’d on him last night
by Johhny99 July 10, 2018
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twisting my udder

When somethings surprising or causes confusion.
"Joeys only a sophmore?! Man you've gotta be twisting my udder!!"
by Celendine February 14, 2023
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jizzy twists

When your cum sprays in in a corkscrew motion. Usually from extensive masturbation.
Kyle was viscously jacking off and he made jizzy twists.
by WhiteLightning12 December 27, 2015
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Sausage twist

When ones gentlemen sausage is twisted by hand in a sexual way to cause arousal and more.
George gave Owen a massive sausage twist and he screamed in agony as he came everywhere.
by SickoBamba069 November 17, 2023
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Pocket Twist

Giving yourself, or receiving, a hand job through the pocket of your pants.
by AuntJemimasSandwiches January 10, 2019
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