Ming ling

Ming king means something excellent,something looking fantastic and sexy

David said to Denise “fuck babe your anus looks so ming ling since you got it bleached at the salon”
Denise said to David “omg your hard cock looks so ming ling when it’s in that cock cage and I’ve got the key “
David said to denise “your feet are so ming ling babe when Ive pissed all over them”

by Martybogroll January 22, 2023

minge hinge

A crucial moment in a relationship in which the future of the relationship (and therefore possible sexual relations) hangs in the balance.

Jake: How's it going with you and Sarah?

Ed: I'm not sure man, I think i've reached the minge hinge.

by trigger_hippy October 18, 2010

Guan Ming

Guan Ming

man Guan Ming is so intelligent

by sheeseburglar April 25, 2023

sneaky minge

a character who lacks morals, or will do anything to get his/her way. This phrase commonly pertaining to certain persons with names starting in the "A" group of English vowel sounds.

Aemonn is a sneaky minge.

by karawut January 26, 2015

minge nibble

when one takes a nibble of anothers minge

"i gave her a minge nibble last night, it was rather nice blud"

by shclong destroyer March 6, 2021

ming-serve

An oral news service where someone publicizes the shitty details and news of all of his friends to all of his other friends.

Person 1: "Did you hear that Sam's girlfriend dumped him?"
Person 2: "I got the ming-serve. Of course I heard it."

by karpis March 11, 2014

Minge

A minge is a hairy vagina

When I saw Justin’s sisters minge I nearly screamed

by Bighhhhh jake June 9, 2018