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jeff mcdunham

When you pretend like you know a guys name so you just call him Jeff Mcdunham
Guy 1: Who is that?
Guy 2. Oh, dude, that's Jeff Mcdunham
by A-bombfaceguy February 13, 2009
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Jeff Dahmer

The Jeff Dahmer is a sexual act involving two people, it does not have to be specifically gay but it can. One person covers themselves in meat (It can be raw to improve the experience and pork is recommended) and the partner will start consuming the meat off their body while also fucking them in the process while also cutting your partner so they bleed all over themselves and drinking the blood.
“Bro my girlfriend wanted me to Jeff dahmer her. We broke up after the experience. I couldn’t take that shit any more.”
by Goodguy111111 September 7, 2023
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Good Job Jeff

An error, mistake or severe lack of knowledge. A screw up of historic proportions by a person who ruins everything.
When Jeff requests a song in Nashville and upon hearing the song being played, Janet responds, “I don’t even like Dave Matthew’s, who requested this?”, and it was Jeff…

And all the friends respond - Good Job Jeff!
by UB Nash November 15, 2023
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Jeff Beff

Jeff beff is the name lmao
yo its Jeff Beff everyday shut yo mf face,bop&moco
by JeffBef69 January 13, 2021
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Jeff

A “Jeff” is a human being that lives rent free in your home. You are not related to this person and they are not really a close friend either.

They usually take over the dwelling and have liberal tendencies. They drive an economical vehicle and date a homely looking female. Their personality is usually a compilation of others around them that they emulate. Your tv bill will become higher with a Jeff.
We can’t bang too loud tonight, our Jeff is home doing laundry and boiling potatoes.
by JeffsAccount June 9, 2019
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Port Jeff Handshake

Getting hit over the head with a pilloe sack of oysters and waking up in a whaling museum with terrible credit
"I'm from Long Island. Do you KNOW what happens if you insult Billy Joel in my neighborhood? We hit you over the head with a pillow sack full of oysters and then you wake up in a whaling museum with terrible credit. We call it a Port Jeff Handshake"
(Word for word the post I got the term from)
by That One Nerd From School January 12, 2024
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jeff jr

Jeff Jr is a courageous person and is shorter than most. But don't be fooled he is very good in bed. He is full of energy and very very sexy.
Damn Jeff jr. is sooo fine!
by Deeznuts 21 September 16, 2016
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