FAP

When you meet a girl and you say hey that’s a FAP. My dream girl will have a fat ass pussy.
by KatyRussoProblems June 20, 2025
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fap december

you have to masturbate every day until you die :) but each day one more fap time
My son died during fap december.
by mas2000turbator November 19, 2017
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FAP

When one proceeds to Furiously Attack Penis/Pussy (must be a solo act and hopefully until climax)
woke up late so this morning had to fap in the shower to make it on time, life hacks!
by TheDumbdumb August 4, 2021
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Fap burn

When you palm of your hand turns red after madterbating too much
Fuck! My hand is all fap burnt
by Vicky_R October 9, 2016
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fap machine

When someone just can’t stop fapping
Guy 1: *fap fap fap…*

Guy 2: Bruh? Get a room!

Guy 3: He’s been fapping for hours, I think we should leave and call the police

*a few minutes later*

“This is the police! Put your hands up!”

Guy 1 proceeds to fap faster and faster…

Holy fuck, he’s like a fap machine!”

*the police run away in fear of the imminent explosion…*
by bruhthisismyhandle October 20, 2022
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FAP

F. A. P. Short for : For Academic Purposes

Used to find out about someone in order to masturbate without having to say you are going to but clearly are
What's the name of that pornstar FAP?

I need to know that name for academic purposes.
by Tibbarium August 20, 2020
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wet fap

the act of masturbating while crying, happens when you're fapping to some really fucked up shit or you're just sad and horny
person A: "bruh you good?"
person B: "yeah why?"
person A: "dude i heard you wet fapping last night"
person B: "..."
person A: "..."
by zero two's darling July 13, 2021
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