taint butter

that slimy liquid that forms along your gooch, plaguing those around you with the lingering odor of your scrotum

I havent showered in days and now i have mad taint butter

by taaaaaaaaa September 9, 2016

Pierogi Butter

A man's ejaculate.

Susie swallowed a pint of my pierogi butter.

by Step-Sister fister November 5, 2010

Colon Butter

Almost like Teeth Butter but you scrape the walls of the rectum and use the excrete on toasted or untoasted bread.

"Is that all natural Colon Butter?"
"Can I put some Colon Butter on my sandwich?"
"I got enough Colon Butter for 6 more pieces of toast."

by SmallKolby November 9, 2012

Buttered Vegetables

A female dyes her pubic hair green, and a male ejaculates onto her pubes and "butters up her vegetables"

I talked to the chef, she is totally down to make some Buttered Vegetables

by Vegetable Butter-er January 12, 2009

man-buttered

1. creampie into anus
2. pull out, position face underneath anus
3. the creampied individual contracts muscles to force the cum out of their anus
4. the creampier revels in the spray from the anus of their own cum onto their face

The creampier has been man-buttered.

Boy I love anal sex, but it just isn't the same unless I get man-buttered afterwards.

by howaboutagordosandwich February 28, 2011

Neck Butter

The foamy build up beneath the foreskin of a nasty penis, usually during intercourse or masturbation. Really gross if left to ferment too long.

She thought twice about giving him head when she saw and caught a whiff of his neck butter.

by Davefpsycho January 5, 2011

butter-bod

Term given to a lady who shows off a beautiful, perfect face; but the body (or, bod) is a different story.

The word is butterface's cousin. See butterface.

Adam: "WOW! Check that bank teller out..."
(Bank teller stand up to grab a file)

Adam: "Oh darn, she's a butter-bod."
Jason: "Yo dude what's wrong with that? I like butter."
Adam: "No, no...everythings nice but-her-bod, so she's a butterbod."

Let's roll.

Moments later-

Jason: "...Duuude look at that find lady by the mustang, those gotta be Double D's!
(woman walks closer.)

Adam: "Aww no man. She's a butter-face."

by butter-boy August 4, 2009