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Cock surprise

A sexual act. To began you must find a women who seems to be sad. offer her a back rub. during the back rub gently place your penis on her right shoulder (If placed on the left side it is a penis surprise not a cock surprise). softly say yes or no. when the women begins to reply ram your cock in to her mouth as quickly as possible and run. if not preformed quick enough you may loose cock to teeth.
I was about to give her a cock surprise but she had braces .
by dasilva1 October 5, 2010
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Professional Surprise Sex Giver

Oh man, Tania is totally a Professional Surprise Sex Giver.
by JSD84848484 April 11, 2015
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tinder egg surprise

A person on tinder who lies about their age. Usually they are upfront about it and indicate that no, they are "actually 17" when their age is set to 22.
Alyssa: Just swiped right on a tinder egg surprise! Is that wrong of me?
Jen: Well, you've always been a cradle robber!
by taerc August 12, 2015
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Mexican Surprise

When a girl goes down on a guy and puts a finger up his ass without him expecting it.

The Mexican Surprise was popularized by the award winning film "Y Tu Mama Tambien".
Yah, she's awesome, except she gave me a Mexican Surprise last night.
by dj tightFold September 16, 2010
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Porcelain Surprise

When taking a shit, a Porcelain Suprise is when the first nugget you drop splashes water back up and hits you in the asshole.
"OH GOD! I just got a Porcelain Surprise!"
by STEW POT November 7, 2006
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Serbian Surprise

the delicate art of getting off your girlfreind or any woman really with the vibrations of an xbox 360 controller.

named after some guy's Halo 3 online name that i totally p0wned 3 years ago, when i first heard it i initially thought it was a sex move,but it wasnt so now it is.
"Dude;last night i was playin halo online and i just grabbed my chick and started rubbing her clit with the controller,and every time i got shot or killed it vibrated,i totally got her off with it! i totally gave her the serbian surprise!"
by The M4chin3 November 20, 2009
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the skillet surprise

When a girl is administering a blowjob, have an airhorn in one hand and an iron skillet in the other. Carefully hold the skillet above her head, and just as you are about to release your white goblins, blow the airhorn. The girl will be so startled, she'll jerk her head up immediately into the skillet, dazing her. Then you blow your load right up her nose, while saying "surprise!".
Cindy, you won't believe what happened to me last night. I was at jeff's house and he straight up knocked me with a skillet. And then guess what he did. Wait for it, wait for it. Yeah, thats right. He blew up my nose and it ran down my throat like a warm, but satisfying white chocolate mocha. He then ran off screaming 'you just got hit by the skillet surprise, but next time I'll be sure to spray in your eyes!!'
by 211 4 Lif September 16, 2008
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