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Salt Springville, Ny

A long forgotten pile of shit located between Shit Pile 1: Canajoharie, Ny, and Shit Pile 2: Fort Plain, Ny. It smells like shit 24/7, there is nothing but rundown farms and crabby people with shit in their pants, and the sun rarely ever rises over there. If you are a person who cannot function right, Salt Springville is the place for you! Heck, if you are unable to make it to the bathroom in time, you can just use the ditches at the side of the roads or your neighbors field! Just be sure to offer your neighbors weed and meth.
Johnny walked into Salt Springville, Ny and died.
by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 25, 2021
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apartment in downtown springfield

Polite way of referring to AIDS.
Did you here? Topher doesn't just have a House In Virginia; that dude has a full blown Apartment In Downtown Springfield
by Get it On Account June 25, 2017
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sprangled

A state of utter drunkenness in which the person inflicted is off their face, yet happy and usually sprawled in a horizontal position.
Sam *mumbles* 'Guys I'm fucking sprangled'
by Chiliconnorcarne October 20, 2013
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spling

1. To throw something.

2. The sound made when practicing hand based magic.
Just spling it over there.
by bangbangyerdead August 9, 2019
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Springdale

Springdale = Brampton's most gutter hood, most hood stars from various parts of Toronto & The GTA moved here in the early 1990's.. Springdale is run by SPG gang members and they own most if not all bramptons drug trade, SPG's main men reside in Sandalwood & Dixie area. No one from surrounding areas such as: Malton, Rexdale, And Castlmore/Gore Area want to fuck with them because they know there will be consequences.
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Jerry Springer

A funny reality talk show that usually has rednecks or niggers beating the crap out of each other.
by Bobby De Niro August 21, 2006
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Springfield XD

Springfield XD, originally known as the HS2000, is a Croatian made auto-pistol designed for military and police use. The NRA named the springfield XD 45ACP "Handgun of the Year" in 2006.

The Springfield XD, called "glock wannabes" by pissed of Glock owners who realized they bought an inferior gun, has improved upon the many design flaws of Glock pistols. The fully-supported chamber of the XD will prevent the possibility of the famous Glock "kaboom" in which bullets explode in the chamber, destroying the Glock and leaving the shooters hand mangled (youtube "glock kaboom"). Also, the internal and external safeties of the XD, will prevent the well known phenomenon of "Glock Leg" where the gun mysteriously discharges a bullet into the owners leg (youtube "glock leg"), also known a plaxico leg.

In reality the Springfield XD is a better shooting, more accurate, far more safe, version of the glock, that also looks twice a nice as the old-fashioned Block design. I personally have 20,000+ rounds through my XD with ZERO jams or malfunctions. Wish I could say that for my old Glock!!
"Ohh my god!! Did you see that guy's gun blow up in his hand?? Holy shit!! He's fucking bleeding, call an ambulance!!"

"He must have been shooting a Glock, thats not possible with a Springfield XD!!"
by TheManUWishUWere July 12, 2009
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