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Parked in his spot

To have sexual intercourse with a girlfriend or wife who is not your own.

Note: This is not to be confused with putting your penis into another male...
Man 1: "Dude, you know Larry from accounting? Well, I totally parked in his spot last night!"

Man 2: "Dude, did you wrap? She has syphilis."

Man 1: "...."
by Cpt. Satanas May 5, 2010
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two-bob spot

A wet spot seen on the exterior of a man's trousers after he has urinated but not adequately shaken or wiped his penis, leading to an after-pee soiling of the nearby clothing. The size of the spot usually being reminiscent of a two-shilling, or "two-bob" coin used in pre-decimalised Australia and UK.
Hey Knackers, did you forget to give your cock a good shake after your snakes hiss? You've got a cracking two-bob spot on the front of your dacks there.
by clemstar January 13, 2016
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Parking spot vulture

Parking spot vultures may often converge in droves of three cars or more, waiting ten or more minutes to get a spot in a parking lot. Parking spot vultures do not like to walk long distances or find another lot. They hover in the same lot, and even vigilantly look to see when a person is going to get in their car, so they can grab that spot. This happens in mall lots, supermarket lots, and other tight places where parking is a premium.
Wow. I thought I would never make it to the library. As soon as I entered the lot, there was a parking spot vulture in front of me, waiting to grab the last parking spot. I ended up parking on a side street and walking.
by boggler April 16, 2016
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Rusty Spotted Cat

A goon who spends all day shut in his mom's basement looking at cat pictures and videos on the internet.
I was going to ask Aaron if we wanted to come to the racetrack with us, but he's being a total Rusty Spotted Cat.
by Tactical Panniculus August 28, 2018
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spotted the bat symbol

having to awkwardly stop sex because your intestines have other plans.
Sorry Tiff, I've just spotted the bat symbol out your window...
by zimplr April 18, 2017
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comfy eye spot

comfy eye spot When you're zoning out and staring at a good-looking girl. The comfortable place where you rest your eyes is known as a comfy eye spot. the spot depends on the guy/girl.
dude 1: that dude found a comfy eye spot on that girl.

dude 2: where do you think it is?

dude 1: it looks like it's the eyes.
by John_doe42069 March 3, 2023
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fuck out the spot

simply means get the fuck out. If you’re in a room, house, or really any area and someone says “fuck out the spot” it means leave immediately without asking any questions.
Bella: Sorry i do not suck dick
Henry: Oh hell no, fuck out the spot!
by TheOnlySlimmShadyy October 16, 2019
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