Wet slide, chronic excuse

A phrase that can be used to excuse anything.

Dave: "Hey, man! Why'd you just rape my cat?!"
Jack: "Wet slide, chronic excuse."
Dave: "Oh, okay then."

by Jackadave January 1, 2011

Arkansas Slider

A blowjob given with dentures removed

The old woman gave the old man an Arkansas Slider for his birthday

by Ma n Pa January 6, 2012

Easy Slider

An S.T.D. infested woman that has multiple sexual partners at any given time and has unprotected sex with them with no regards to their health and well being.

Michelle is an easy slider because she is having sex with her boss and her step dad and and any other guy that looks at her and she's infested with herpes.

by easyslider January 1, 2013

Side-Slider

Another term for "Side-Slipper."

Variation: To "side-slide."

Side-Slider: Refer to definition of a "Side-Slipper."

by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? August 25, 2018

Super Slide

When you meant to say suicide but attocorrect hates you.

(Texts)
My friend:hey wanna hear a punny joke
Me: Oh god please no
My friend: oh, okay ;-;
Me: good, cuz your jokes make me wanna commit super slide
My friend: Wut?
Me :Ugh I hate autocorrect
My friend:???
Me: I meant Suicide ;-;
My friend: are my jokes really that bad ;-;
Me: Yes

(This is a literal convo I had with my friend)

by HelloImmaPerson September 19, 2019

Huntsman Spider

Chill dudes that wanna have a good time.

The Huntsman Spider acts like a regular human, they'll hurt you if threatened.

by RGalt March 25, 2020

Shit'n'slide

When 3 naked children poo on the kitchen floor and make a slide out of it.

Sick i walked in on my sisters kids making a shit'n'slide the other day, sicker than the time I walked on Jason workin the gherkin

by GonzoPunch February 10, 2009