slappywock

a)one whom misuses an insult.

b) a noob

c) jon

d) your mom.

a: yes my dear friend, you are a hermaphrodite and always have been. and thankfully, i did not have to google like my poor sister. skiing any time soon?

b:and if you live together why are you asking on facebook if you'll be skiing soon? couldn't you walk the 10 feet to ask her in person?

c: why do you know what she is asking? creeper.

b: um... rain its called reading the comments... i dont believe thats being a creeper.

that makes you a slappywock for misusing the insult.

congratulations on being a slappywock.

by rain777 December 16, 2008

SlappyToes

An idiotic moron that nobody likes. SlappyToes is a legend bitch!

"Manning, I heard SlappyToes was a legend".

by DmCarter March 23, 2013

slappyjackle

A sexual act in which the flab of the under arm 'slaps' the scrotum of another person back and forth.

Person one: "Dude, how was that chick last night?

Persona two: "She gave me a slappyjackle in the toilet cubical, it felt amazing..."

by Happy Jackle December 3, 2013

snappy taste

one singular hit from a bong.

"That was a good snappy taste. May i have another?" -Pothead

by yonskii April 13, 2008

sloppy track

to have a severe case of the runs

"Dammit, I'm on my 3rd pair of boxers already today... I've got such a sloppy track lately..."

by Ron Nutter August 3, 2009

sloppy chinaman

When you bust in a chick's face and her eyes get all squinty.

After taking a massive load to her eyes and forehead, RJ's great-grandma had to squint as she wheeled her way into the nursing home restroom, looking like a sloppy Chinaman

by FFOCUSTPA10 June 27, 2010

Slippy Tingy

Gettin' sassy with your significant other. To romp. To make sexy time.

Let's you and me go back to the room and slippy tingy. Is it time for slippy tingy yet?

by Married people July 3, 2011