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silentgam3r

I got killed by this SilentGam3r last night in a match
by Th3SilentGam3r November 20, 2018
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silent breaker

A person who farts in a room with people and makes a fart sound that gets the attention of the people in the vicinity.
Tom: Hey bro! Isn't that Joe the silent breaker?

Bryan: Oh! I guess you are right hahaha. He surprised all of the people in the library with his fart sound.
by Shadyshadowmoon March 23, 2019
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Silent retreat

You've had a night out, you got drunk and went home with someone to their place. Sex was had and you went to sleep happy, satisfied and wasted.

You wake up the next day and suddenly realise what you did. Full of regret (for whatever reason), you then try to make a silent retreat so last night's partner doesn't notice you leaving and ask any awkward questions (like "can I call you?")
Henry: It felt so right at the time, me and Sarah had this huge argument, this girl was all over me and pretty soon we're back at her place.

Eddie: Oh geez...
Henry: Yeah. I wake up next morning to find myself next to this complete stranger lying asleep and text messages from Sarah telling me how sorry she is.
Eddie: What did you do?
Henry: Make a silent retreat. Last thing I needed was her asking me for my number.
by WatcherMark May 23, 2019
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silence

something most people go through life not experiencing
SILENCE MORTAL, OR I WILL END YOU!!!!
by rockhard dick johnson June 3, 2019
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Silence noises

Typed when some one feels awkward in a group chat or one to one messages because you have all stopped talking
‘Ok’
*5 minutes later*
Silence noises’
by M.Platypus June 4, 2019
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Silent but deadly asf

A fart that is silent but it smells very bad.
by SilentPlaysIsGhey June 17, 2019
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Silenced Guided Dildo Launcher

The latest project of the U.S.S.R army. It is believed to be the most powerful weapon to ever exist. Some say that it will be mankind's end.
(Person1) Yo dawg. I'm gonna join the army just to get access to the Silenced Guided Dildo Launcher.
(Person2) I've heard it even has a 4k camera!
by BlackJesusComesBack March 27, 2019
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