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Peace of shit

When some dumbfuck tries to call someone a piece of shit, but somehow fucks up a 5 letter word and makes you automatically feel superior to them.
Bob: You buffoon. You dunderhead. You absolute peace of shit.
Mack: How do you mess up a 5 letter word? You know what? Don't even respond to this reply. Idiot.
by NiggasStoleMyFridge May 21, 2021
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Shit Whistler

To create a whistling noise like that of blowing over a bottle, except using another person's shit hole. Thus a shit whistler. Can be used to imply someone is of a homosexual persuasion.
Mike in a childish voice up the stairs: "I've just turned all the items in your room upside down..."

James runs to his room...

James: "Ahh mannn! You dirty little shit whistler!!"
by Cranberries12345 January 14, 2011
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Shit Moat

A psychic moat surrounding a person that is filled with 'I don't have time for this shit water'."
1. Man, that person's shit moat is unsurpassable. or
2. Daniel's shit moat is unsurpassable.
3. Don't bother his shit moat is full.

4. Eric only allows one to cross the shit moat when they appear to be equally fantabulous.
by MoonChaser September 12, 2013
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Shit sickle

Where you freeze runny shit into the form of a pop sickle and then shove it up your ass and then re shit it. (Can be repeated many times)
Person 1: hey you know the old Mexican man down the street
Person 2: yeH what about him
Person 1: yeah i buy shit sickles from him all the time very high quality
by AddyDaddy1234 December 21, 2020
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Classic shit

Information that is outdated or has been replaced by The Shit.

Something you tell someone when they talk about things everyone already knows who they know something that is incorrect and needs to be corrected.
Friend 1-Dude, did u hear about the BP spill?
Friend 2-Oh god, thats classic shit man...
by benthegamerguyxp January 15, 2011
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rainbow shit

When you have been in such a happy mood for longer than three weeks, that it affects your shit - turning it into a wonderful display of happiness as it is pooped out. Can be put on display. The multicoloured shit is often in the order of the rainbow if the happiness is genuine and if the colours are out of order, there is an underlying issue of mania which can be diagnosed by slicing the shit horizontally.
Dudette 1: I love what you have done with your bathroom
Dudette 2: you do? Thanks. I have been on such a high this last month I knew I was due some rainbow shit
Dudette 1: but how did you get that pattern?
Dudette 2: I just ate a fucking hot curry one night and in the morning: tada!.....rainbow walls!
by ChiefPoof May 27, 2016
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Shit Tag

The act of Tagging photos on Facebook from your mobile device while defecating in the bathroom.
logged on to Facebook only to find that while my Father was in the shitter had shit tag fest with his Ipad
by Therealagoc July 5, 2011
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