*shifty eyes*

one of many "Smitty-isms"... see also touche
used when sarcasm is implied in a statement... the typed-out equivalent to the eye movement

Smitty: yes! you sleep with bret, and you like it... *shifty eyes*
me: err... yes... ew, you're done...
smitty: hahaha, ew

by mtc28 April 13, 2004

Shifty

A supernatural owning force/tool used to teach less 1337 a lesson in 1337ing. Requires batteries.

If you don't stop moaning young one, I shall use a Shifty on you.

by Smoothie July 22, 2004

shitty face

Adj., said of one who has become quite inebriated with the aid of alcohol with perhaps other intoxicants, used most frequently when referring to alcohol alone

1Hello, Fr. McMillenfitzpatrickwilliam.
2Why hello there Little Johnny
1Get your hands offa me Fr., are you shitty face?

by Stew Pedasso November 4, 2003

shiftyeyesdogg

AIM screen name. add 2 list... and walla .... instant bitching out!

shiftyeeeeesdogg ack!

by moefo January 22, 2003

Shiltkroteo

A particular type on shiltkrote made of clay that is very premiscuis. It is ins Bett min einen hundert shiltkroten mit einen tousand Katzen.

Shiltkrote is the greatest sex tortoise of them alles!!!

by Fhqwhgadz in da haus mit meine shiltkrote ins bett. December 5, 2003

[shitty]

to get pants shitting drunk.

kristi: "holy moley jessica. i think you are a little too shitty tonight."
jessica: "air on lights off."

by Kristica August 21, 2008

Shitty Bags

A comical gesture towards a friend to gain attention of the victim.

Piles - an alternative meaning bags of shit hanging from your arse

C'mere shitty bags

by SCHIZENHOWER June 8, 2009