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James: yo that stoned guy we met before just shouted "Tactical nuke! INCOMING!" And dive bombed a swimming pool and broke his ribs.
Mike: woah! I guess snorting grams of satan's foot shavings before might have taken the edge off
Mike: woah! I guess snorting grams of satan's foot shavings before might have taken the edge off
by DarkI3INARY November 4, 2024
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Guy 2 - "What"
Guy 1 - "That the Cash Shaking it Clip is still sooo massive"
Guy 2 - "What"
Guy 1 - "That the Cash Shaking it Clip is still sooo massive"
by The Cash Shaking it Clip January 29, 2025
Get the The Cash Shaking it Clip mug.You can wait 'n' wait till clear into mid-May to trim off your itchy bushy Santa-Claus winter beard and you'll have nuthin' but sweltering-skinned moderate-temperature days all along, but if you "break out da Norelco" at any point during dat period, da weather will immediately turn frigid and blustery again, and then you'll have chilly-cheeks syndrome for an entire month!
One good way to minimize da "Murphy's Law of shaving" debacle is to simply wait till da end of March to "mow da lawn" --- dat way, you'll not be so likely to needlessly suffer from extra-warm weather-temps' making your chin and jowls feel like they're inside a blast-furnace, but on da other hand, it will minimize da chances of "freezin' yer face off", too, since there are seldom any significant cold snaps later than three months into da new year.
by QuacksO March 15, 2025
Get the Murphy's Law of shaving mug.A Miami Pencil Shaving is the act of shaving of ones foreskin with a pencil sharpener and forcefully shoving the shaved foreskin down your partners throat as you feed them your smegma.
Michael: Hows your love life?
James: It’s amazing! My wife let me do a Miami Pencil Shaving with her!
James: It’s amazing! My wife let me do a Miami Pencil Shaving with her!
by Kennedy Diaz January 9, 2026
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Holy CRONKERS! Damon is Kai Cenat Skibidi Rizz in Ohio shaking his Gyatt to sheila rn. Blud is about to make her ahh skibidi all over his face. Hes such a Patrick Bateman Sigma.
by KaiCenatBrainRotRizzingToOhio May 20, 2024
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Justin bieber: I like watching videos of black men shaking their booty cheeks.
Justin bieber: I like watching videos of black men shaking their booty cheeks.
by nigga_whipper July 6, 2024
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