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Alabama scorcher

The act of putting spicy pickle juice on your penis and getting a blow job
I gave that b***ch an Alabama scorcher!
by Hickdoodle69 June 1, 2019
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Cupid's Cooch

Only the best of the best girls can give it. It's like being struck by the cupid's arrow. A guy falls madly in love with after just one look at her vagina. The affect can last month's.
That girl broke up with me and gave me the cupid's cooch, now my heart aches for her.
by Chills1980 July 30, 2019
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cooch smooch

The equivalent to a blowjob however it’s for when a guy goes down on a girl and not the other way around. It’s pretty self explanatory.
“Did you hear that Kevin gave his girlfriend a cooch smooch last weekend?”

“They’ve only been dating for two weeks, that’s wicked wack.”
by hbot47 November 10, 2019
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Hop Scotch

To "hop scotch" or "hopping scotch" is to do something extreme and or unexpected out of extreme emotion or lack thereof.
Ex 1: "A chick was hopping scotch at Wendy's. Flipping tables and everything."

Ex 2: "He gone hop scotch on yo ass if you don't stop playing with him...."

Ex 3: "The bitch hopped scotch and said she loved em after the first date."

Ex 4: "He had to use the bathroom so bad, he hopped scotch and took a piss in public."
by Purrpologist May 14, 2020
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Paulie smooch

When in a sexual act ,a male or female sucks on hemorrhoid and leaves a hickey on it
Paulie smooch-Sucking on a hemorrhoid
by Paul the smooch October 27, 2020
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McDonald’s cooch

A McDonald’s cooch is a crack in the floor of a McDonald’s bathroom. Most guys find them when they are suupeerrr horny. No man can resist a McDonald’s cooch
My mouth waters at that McDonald’s cooch all battered up in a McFlurry and soggy fries. I can’t wait wait to have a rip at it. Mmm mmm mmmm
by Sagitusnapitus January 4, 2021
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Getting scorched

When you die to a five year old scorch main in Titanfall 2
Damnit, I keep getting scorched by this kid on the enemy team.
by Mr. Mundie April 6, 2021
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