coked up retard 

Someone is who is so coked up on the devils dust that they can’t function properly and keep fucking shit up

“Hey Jesse, you’re late to work again, that’s 3 times this week, you’re a fucking coked up retard”

coked up retard by Gaddo4 December 2, 2020

Schrodinger's Retard 

A person which says something retarded or stupid; then proceeds to cop out by saying "It's just a joke bro"

>"all you need to make a pipe bomb is redacted"
>>"You're the reason why gas cans have a combustible sign"
>"its just a joke bro"
>>"prime Schrodinger's Retard"

Schrodinger's Retard by Constanze Amalie July 6, 2023

Electric Retard

One of the most disgusting Web Comics ever made. It prides itself on rabid pedophilia, rape, gore, murder, and so forth, all drawn in MS Paint. Also a matter of 'pride' to them is that they where banned from Germany.

Some say that this is far & out the worst of internet shock sites.

Sick shit, dude. Don't believe me? Search Electric Retard on Google. You'll wish you didn't afterwards.

Electric Retard by Zero Proxy January 6, 2008

retard 

the manner in which one displays a lack of knowledge and general retardedness, often considered politcally incorrect due to the fact that the word's root comes from a mental disorder

"You don’t call retarded people retards. It’s bad taste. You call your friends retards – when they’re acting retarded." -the office

retard by thuggyluvvy December 24, 2008

restard

A jokish sort of way of saying retard. Occured when a drunk flatmate tried to called me retarded. Has since been adopted as a common insult.

Man, you're so restarded.

Ha! That so ionic....

restard by Chris May 13, 2005

retard quotes 

In opposition to the previous defition, retard quotes are, if anything, those next to the enter key on a standard keyboard. That is not a proper quotation mark, it is the symbol for inches. Because space on a keyboard is limited, this symbol is doubled-up, to also be used as a quotation mark, creating the so-called "straight quotes."

The use of the back-tick (`) to indicate opening quotes and the single tick (or foot mark, ') to indicate closing quotes has been standard in word processing and digital typesetting for decades. Perhaps this usage is pedantic and annoying to some--especially those that like 2 talk w/ few leters--but this hardly makes it retarded.

So I said to her ``you said `no, I don't care about your ``retard quotes,''''' and she hit you for being a pedantic jackass? Quelle ignorante!

retard quotes by BasicGrammar May 27, 2006

Retardando 

A retarded man, mainly applies to Mexicans.

You messed up again you stupid Mexican. Go hop back over the fence Retardando.

Retardando by more_cowbell_tiger July 8, 2011