profen

masturbating; gooning.

"What do you call this medication?"
"Ibuprofen"
"Yeah I bet you be profen all night, huh?"

by itsnapalm October 9, 2025

profen

Slang for "gooning". Referencing a meme by the internet personality DiEM in which a character asks a genie to change the word "gooning" to "profen".

Ragebait goblin: "Hey can you read this bottle?"
Genie: "Ibuprofen"
RBG: "You be what?? You be profen? You be profen all night, huh?"

by bissynessman October 11, 2025

Profen

The word Gooning definition was requested to be changed by God to Profen by DEiM on tic tok

"Tylenol gives you autism that's why we've partnered with ibuprofen" "you be Profen I bet you be Profen all night huh"

by Logan387 October 14, 2025

Professional Yapper

Someone who talks about a topic when only understanding the basics or even nothing about the topic in question. The word "Professional Yapper" can be used when someone is confidently wrong.

Presenter: In this extract Adin Ross is trying to appear smart you could say a Professional Yapper
Adin Ross: Do you believe in big bang theory or Pangaea.
XQC: What the fuck is Pangaea, li- that sounds like some wow (World Of Warcraft) thing.
Adin Ross: It's where islands ther-, like the whole world was an island that got split into continents.
XQC: The whole world or, our planet.
Adin Ross: Our planet. The world is the planet.
XQC: Well one theory doesnt affect the other. There both part of the same thing.
Adin Ross: I know, I know, I know. You know how there is con- const- continents there's um.
XQC: Yes, they got, they got broken apart yes.
Adin Ross: They got broken apart, Thats what it is. So I'm saying which one do you believe in.

by fartgrass1 November 2, 2025

Profeshyweshy

A graspable, approachable way to say professional so that people won't be intimidated by the vast success of your/others life.

Bryan needs to seek some profeshyweshy mental help to help his little brainywainy.

by Lady DangerMouse November 25, 2025

Profen

Definition 1) an idiomatic new slang word inspired by an imaginary or hypothetical future pun or joke that the word could enable, for example, "if I had a genie I wish I could change the word for 'gooning' to profen so I could make you read an ibuprofen label our loud and be like 'yeah, I bet you be profen'".

Definition 2) A verb meaning an act of indecent self-gratification the "en" is an idiomatically abbreviated "ing" similar to the more common "apostrophe n" used in some portrayals of certain regional dialects.

Alternative spelling: "profin"
Adjective form: "prof"

Past-tense: "proffed"

Someone prone to profen is a: profing.

Pronounciation: pro (as in pro sports) + fin (as in blue fin tuna)

The recently viral youtube creator channel recently proffed by profen the word "profen" as a pun, thus making them a profing as they imagined how they would use that word to sow chaos in a fantasy where they tormented a poor genie by having it replace a funny slang term in the collective psyche with the phrase 'profen' for their first wish and to then make the genie read an ibuprofen label for their second wish, at which point presumeably the genie would give them a 4th a wish because to prof the profings needed to keep profen

by anonymous December 1, 2025

Profen

Gooning, masterbation, jacking off.

"I be profen all day to Hatsune Miku"

by JD IV December 1, 2025