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Polykon

Polykon rushes B.
Guy: What does Polykon do?
Guy 2: Rushes B.
by RandomTrashLMAO February 13, 2021
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polyamorism

A civilization/nation/society/group in which sexual pleasure is at the forefront of culture.
Clothing may or may not be a relic of the past if a civilization practices polyamorism.
by _Omniscience July 22, 2021
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polynesian peekaboo

when you sneeze on the back of someone's head and when they turn around you whip your dick out
(Jim sneezes on the back of Stacy and whips his dick out)
Stacy: wtf was that
Jim: A Polynesian peekaboo
by HosaBaby59 February 26, 2023
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Polywog

Proliferated by the British imperialists of the 1800's in order to perpetrate negativity, it is now a term of endearment used among poly-folk as a way to rebuke old, outdated notions of the word's previous coinage as a heinous racial slur, much in the same way that certain groups have chosen to redefine terms which have been ignorantly applied to them in the past. The term polywog in the 21st century is now defined as a new face that has entered into a poly-community, poly-database, poly-relationship, and/or amusement park housing one or more rollercoasters which can reach speeds of up to 100 miles per hour. Warning: Anyone can use this word, however, an individual doing so in an adverse manner shall lose all ability to receive cuddles for the duration of their negative stance until a suitable apology in writing has been signed in triplicate and one copy of which has been brought before the council at the Ministry of Polyamory. See also, Polyamorous , polyamory , poly , rollercoaster
Let's go ride Kingda Ka, my polywogs.

The other day a someone called me a, "Polywog." I guess I'm part of the group now!

A cute polywog, Samantha, showed up on my polyamory forum last night.
by Themanthemyththelegend November 2, 2013
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Polyamorous

When you are a pervert, but too upper class to accept it, so you say you are 'polyamorous' to retain a sense of superiority.
Bob: Milly is polyamorous, she sleeps with Chris and Todd on a Tuesday, and me on Fridays.
by megafapper1995 March 12, 2021
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Polycystic ovary syndrome

Polycystic ovary syndrome (PCOS) is an endocrine disorder that affects approximately 5% of all women. It occurs amongst all races and nationalities, is the most common hormonal disorder among women of reproductive age, and is a leading cause of infertility.

The principal features are weight problems, lack of regular ovulation and/or menstruation, and excessive amounts or effects of androgenic (masculinizing) hormones. The symptoms and severity of the syndrome vary greatly among women. While the causes are unknown, insulin resistance, diabetes, and obesity are all strongly correlated with PCOS.
girl: "I've been diagnosed for Polycystic ovary syndrome..."
guy: "ROFL, that's like the worst disease ever! You're going to be a fat, acne-prone, balding, bearded, infertile, depressed, wo-MAN!!!"
girl: "nonono that can't be right, maybe he misdiagnosed?"
guy: "Well you know, that's one awfully manly chin you've got there now that I think of it"
girl: " :O "
*(girl has gone offline)*
by UnlikablePrick April 23, 2009
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Polyaimorous

You: Dude, I'm cybering with three different hoes I met on okcupid!

Me: You're polyaimorous. Like a plugged-in Mormon. But without the underage prostitutes.
by Hippie Eater Redux April 13, 2009
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