polite choking

Gentle sexual choking.

I choked my woman in bed last night, but it was polite choking. You know.

by Archangel February 11, 2019

poliaer

Some stupid word some stupid guy made

Wow who ever came up with this must be a virgin. Poliaer

by Lazzytownmayor June 7, 2019

Polite Wipe

The perfunctory wipe-down of a surface before someone else uses the still-filthy surface. It is commonly performed as a means to signal care and consideration for a third party without actually caring enough to clean properly.

I gave the phone a polite wipe before moving desks.

by Office Drone #695 September 19, 2019

Police spoon

1) adj-The act of jogging through IKEA instead of going to your step mom's former boss's wedding

2) n- when you have to much crust and you just don't know what to do with it

1- bro I just don't wanna go to my step mom's former boss's wedding.
Nah bro you don't have to just police spoon with me instead.

2-ugh this bread is so police spoon.

by Dwight k. Schrute January 8, 2020

Police hocus-pocus

Police hocus-pocus ; is when the police turn a blind eye. It may still involve an infringement notice, but for the most part, they go easy on you.

Thankfully, the Police hocus-pocus, lead me to continue my journey without the relevant bike licence, only my car L's permit. I still copped a fine of $750AUD in the mail and once I reached my destination I was not to ride again till I had the official licence ment.

This happened twice actually, but the first time round I didn't get an infringement notice in the mail.

Live and Learn !!

by Bryn Benn April 11, 2020

Police

Opps

The police following us bro. Drive faster!

by It'sAboveMeNow April 19, 2020

politely evil

Having a sweet and innocent demeanor while being a total dick

She was being so politely evil that I didnt know whether to cry or laugh.

by Mysters Mizzes July 9, 2020